Chronicles of an Amateur

Slightly long post…. Mokkaiyaa irunthaa slightly adjust maadii!! :)

Knowledge Transfer:
Oal Vidarathu is very commonly used by the college students in TN. Though it is supposed to be a profanity, it is commonly used as a slang for verbal diahorrea, i.e., Oalu vidaatha --> don’t shoot off from the mouth.

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Oal-ogers is the term that I have affly given to Numerologers, Nameologers, Stonologers, Energyologers, etc, etc…. they just shoot off their mouths.

I always tune into Vijay tv at midnight (heck, not midnite masala, if that’s what u think :)). There is a program about names being the most important part of your life. A fucker there argues that the one with a good name will be successful in life. Was Bill Gates’ dad a numerology specialist?? He says that a name change from Praveen to Praaveen will make him rich. Good thing that he doesn’t change the ‘P’ to ‘B’. :)

There is one more program, where in a fully tonsured guy gives energy to all those who come there. He says that he can cure cancer and other diseases this way. He holds a T Square like object in his hand. There is a wire dangling at one end of that scale. You have to hold the other end of the wire. With the scale in his hand, he measures the energy in our body and gives energy, if found deficient (which will always be the case).

So imagine my surprise, when I tuned into Vijay TV one day. I didn’t know about this bugger’s program. He had a scale like object in his hand. There was a female comperer standing with her side profile seen. He remarked, “Munnaadi correctaa irukku. Pinnaadi thaan konjam koraiyuthu.” I almost fell off my chair, laughing. Then I came to know that he was talking about energy. LOL!!


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Okay, Me is the Numer-oal-oger in Jayvi TV!! All your queries will be answered in a jiffy. Some samples from previous editions for your reference:

Audience 1: Sir, which are the best numbers?
Me: 36-24-36 & item numbers are the best. Their combo is even more deadly. Athuvum antha Simran dance onnu irukkae…… :)
Audience 1: (Ada kadavulae)… sir, sir, not that, sir. The worst number which a name can add upto.
Me: (Dei Goyya…) No one is specific with their queries these days. 7 ½ is the worst number that a name can add upto. All people have names adding upto 7 ½ until they come to me. Even if they don’t, my kanakku will always show ezharai.

Audience: *clap* *clap*

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Karadi King TR had agreed to be a spl guest for one session. An excerpt from that session:

Serial Director: sir, I am a serial director. But my serials are not clicking. My serial is making people to laugh.
Me: That is good sir. Tremendous.
SD: But that is a sentimental serial sir.
Me: What is the name of your serial?
SD: Samuthiram sir.
Me: s+a+m+u+t+h+i+r+a+m= 7 ½. If you look here sir, it adds up to an unlucky number. Rename it as Samoothiram. It also adds up to ur number. :)
SD: Sir?? You want me to keep the name of the serial as urine.
TR (slightly tensed) : Dei, Moothiramum uppu,
Samuthiramum uppu,
Thaaikulangaloda kanneerum uppu,
Quarter adichaa varum mappu,
Ithu theriyalainna un kannathila vizhum appu,
Aei Dandanakka, aei danakku dakkaan.

Dei, sir oda numerologynaala naan en katchi paera LA.THI.MU.KA vilurunthu ippo LATHI.MU.KA nnu maathikkittaen daa.

SD: Aiyiyyae… sir, unga kanakku thappaa varuthae??
Me: No cross questions. Fees koduthuttu abase aayikko.

Audience: *clap* *clap*




Me signing off for now!! :)

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